Comix by You Won’t Laugh
Schiavi di Abruzzo
#gransessosulgransasso
Film-maratona di Rocco a Ortona
#gransessosulgransasso
Sole
The Doors of Perception
by Aldous Huxley
In ogni orifizio a Pettorano sul Gizio
#gransessosulgransasso
Discover Marsicanal
#gransessosulgransasso
Rocca di Scambio
#gransessosulgransasso
Roger Rabbit
George Orwell
Coming Up for Air, 1939
Nati alienati
Notte calda a Castrovalva
#gransessosulgransasso
Thick AF girth in the City of Surf
#califhornya
Malibu Screw Crew
#califhornya
Big Bear
#califhornya
Cruising at dark in Griffith Park
#califhornya
Joshua Threesome
#califhornya
Alexa
A Opi come scopi!
#gransessosulgransasso
Aielli: pelli e pennelli
#gransessosulgransasso
April’s fool
Amplessi in silenzio sotto l’eremo di San Venanzio
#gransessosulgransasso
Monte Godi
#gransessosulgransasso
Dialect
That’s what she said
#themobbingdiary
Boned and all
Roccaraso Sadomaso
#gransessosulgransasso
Val Moana
#gransessosulgransasso
The Joy of Wrestling
Riserva Borsacchio
#gransessosulgransasso
Facciamolo davanti le Marmitte dei Giganti
#gransessosulgransasso
Dragonfly
Take note of all wrongdoings
#themobbingdiary
Professional
#themobbingdiary
Green apple
#themobbingdiary
Just the Punta Aderci
#gransessosulgransasso
Lezioni di Fisica
#gransessosulgransasso
Avventura con la Transiberiana
#gransessosulgransasso
Family
#themobbingdiary
Compliments
#themobbingdiary
Keep up the good work
#themobbingdiary
The Evolution Man
You’ve made my shitlist
“Can you please wash the plate and the other things you used for lunch?”, “What a drag. Can’t Anna do that?” (#themobbingdiary)
Brokeback Garden
#gransessosulgransasso
Double standard
#themobbingdiary
Il Porco Nazionale d’Abruzzo
#gransessosulgransasso
Giù la cerniera Villa Celiera!
#gransessosulgransasso
Brokeback Mountain
Thanks
#themobbingdiary
Female artists
#themobbingdiary
Lesbian colleague
#themobbingdiary
Sesso forte e gentile al Bivacco Bafile
#gransessosulgransasso
I ragazzi del Porco Avventura (pt. 2)
“I can whistle with everything… Do you wanna see?”
Emotional abuse
#themobbingdiary
One-bedroom apt.
#themobbingdiary
Slower
#themobbingdiary
Boss Bitch
#themobbingdiary
UN-caring
#themobbingdiary
Classism
“Well, at the end of the day you are just a warehouse worker” (#themobbingdiary)
POV
#themobbingdiary
Machismo culture
#themobbingdiary
Spaghetti
#themobbingdiary
Lost in America
#themobbingdiary
A smorzacandela su Pietracamela
#gransessosulgransasso
Studio opening
#themobbingdiary
Da uomo a uomo a Pennadomo
#gransessosulgransasso
The Piss Fairy IV
Sorca di Valle
#gransessosulgransasso
Nice ass
#themobbingdiary
UN-speakable
#themobbingdiary
Gaslighting
#themobbingdiary
The Piss Fairy III
The Piss Fairy II
Doin’ Time
Robot Vacuum Horror
The Piss Fairy
Decreto Cutro
“As Stafford-Smith says: capital punishment means those without capital get punishment”
Do androids dream of electric sheep?
Kiawaii
Folsom
Homo homini lupus
“If you avoid getting drunk, you won’t find the wolf”
I ragazzi del Porco Avventura (pt. 1)
The way we stroll
Florida
Il gineceo dell’Eremo di San Bartolomeo
#gransessosulgransasso
Famolo strano alla Torre di Cerrano
#gransessosulgransasso
Empathy
Monella va a Civitella
#gransessosulgransasso
Fata Latrina
Forte Spagnola
#gransessosulgransasso
La seduttrice di Campo Felice
#gransessosulgransasso
Snail
Great minds think alike
Dyslexia
Fuck oof
Piggy tails
Berlusconi
“She is the niece of Saint Peter”
Val Vibrator
#gransessosulgransasso
Scopata rara tra le Gole di Fara
#gransessosulgransasso
LSD
Giuseppe
The day my brain decided to introduce me as Giuseppe
Artigiani porcelli in quel di Castelli
#gransessosulgransasso
Hollywood Bowl
Spiraea
Vizietti & Confetti
#gransessosulgransasso
Mentulas glubens in Alba Fucens
#gransessosulgransasso
Ci si incrocia sul Camicia!
#gransessosulgransasso
The Ring
“Nice ring. Did your boyfriend give it to you?”, “No, I bought it myself”
15
“Look, let me be the middle-aged woman I am”
Fast & Frightening
L7
Wesht Coasht
Kaleidoscope
“Kaleidoscope” by Ray Bradbury, 1949
Casual billiard outfits
Pesci a fiotti sui trabocchi
#gransessosulgransasso
Eros nei Tholos
#gransessosulgransasso
Bragon
#gransessosulgransasso
Con due fratelli sui Monti Gemelli
#gransessosulgransasso
Giochi di mano al Guerriero di Capestrano
#gransessosulgransasso
Vado di Corna
#gransessosulgransasso
Moloko plus
La bi-curiosa con la Presentosa
#gransessosulgransasso
Quote
Someone in Naples once said: “I’m so ahead of time that when I look behind me, I only see the future”
Welcome to Cockullo
#gransessosulgransasso
AC/DC
Il vecchio libertino della Valle del Chiarino
#gransessosulgransasso
Let’s get kinky tra i Calanchi!
#gransessosulgransasso
In reggicalze e frustino sul Sirente-Velino
#gransessosulgransasso
Irresistibile voglia sull’Altopiano delle Cinque Miglia
#gransessosulgransasso
Oppression
Grüße aus Berlin
Black Friday
Feminism
Just another day in a Berlin swimming pool
W la fregna di Roccascalegna
#gransessosulgransasso
Mai più moscio a Rocca Calascio
#gransessosulgransasso
Men
Men just wanna have their cake and eat it too
Berlin clubs’ new fetish
Nursery
Bad news, good news
“Ma’am, we have a bad and a good news. The bad one is that your baby is wrapped around his neck… The good one is that it’s not the umbilical cord: it’s his penis!”
Tossi Kelly
Orgasmi a bizzeffe nelle Grotte di Stiffe
#gransessosulgransasso
Viva
“Viva” by Anna Biller, 2007
Desiderio nascosto al Lago di Campotosto
#gransessosulgransasso
Amore di gruppo tra i faggi del Ceppo
#gransessosulgransasso
Cascate della Morricanal
#gransessosulgransasso
Sunday morning
Parlamento italiano 2022
Italian Parliament 2022
Berlin the place to be
W Cliff Dr
(aka false, happy memories)
Adulterio tra le Gole del Sagittario
#gransessosulgransasso
Compost
Wish I was compost
La Guerra Degli Antò
“It takes balls to move to Amsterdam, but it takes balls to stay in Montesilvano too”
Moon
Condom
Everywhere shield me
Pussy sul Tirino
#gransessosulgransasso
Le ninfe piccanti delle Cento Fonti
#gransessosulgransasso
Sesso violento nella Valle dell’Orfento
#gransessosulgransasso
Incontro lascivo a Prati di Tivo
#gransessosulgransasso
PTSD
La dominatrice di Roccamorice
#gransessosulgransasso
Porno sul Corno
#gransessosulgransasso
Magnotta 2.0
7UP
Italy is that country where random strangers have to disapprove your clothing, despite having to rush to the church to assist your collapsed grandma who lies on the floor, while their mass goes on…
“Cover yourself, you’re showing everything off”, “Actually, when the Lord made me, he made me naked”
Italy is that country where you go the the post office for a pension fund, but instead you end up having an unwanted therapy session with a random employee who insists on understanding the reasons why you don’t want kids
Italy is that country where a random, nosy nurse insists on understanding the reasons why you chose to study Art in Naples (instead of going to Macerata like her daughter)
Italy is that country where a random cashier feels entitled to maliciously wish you a “nice evening” if you buy Vaseline in broad daylight
Memories
Lou X
Perspectives
“After my Biology Bachelor’s Degree, I want to get a Master’s Degree abroad, and then try to get in the Forensic Sciences Department”, “Would killing myself with gas put my neighbors in danger?”
Quell’albergo a ore a Campo Imperatore
#gransessosulgransasso
Orge senz’etica a Fonte Vetica
#gransessosulgransasso
Le gole profonde del Salinello
#gransessosulgransasso
Una porcella sulla Maiella
#gransessosulgransasso
Corna sul Corno
#gransessosulgransasso
RIP
Sweet talk
“Chill out, it means nothing”
Contraband bdsm
Fishnets
Locals only II
Wasps
Locals only
Benefit of the doubt
Benefit of the doubt my ass
Il Bucaliffo
Titanic
Amyl and the Schnitzels
Fiat Spider Rossa
(aka unhappy memories)
Cellulite Cream
First time
Basically, the first time is bad then only the first ones are the good ones
Tweezers
Love me like a reptile
Dreaming of sublimation
Smoke ring
Naked & Free
4:30 am
The toughest hour
Physics applied to the human condition
In every case in which no heat is exchanged, or when the heat exchanged is negligible, the future behaves exactly like the past
Ratiche
L’addor de li ratc’
Sex Suppliers
Berlin U-Bahn II
A pecora tra le pecore
The sequel of “Gran Sesso sul Gran Sasso”. A movie by Anna Piera Di Silvestre
Love
Staring
“A person who stares into your eyes for over 5 seconds, either wants to kill you or to fuck you”
Life on Earth
“I don’t give a damn about being saved cause I’ll keep existing till I’ll burn into the sun… It’s you who dug your own early grave”
Zoosafari
Hippopotamus can live up to 50 years. I wonder if the one of the zoo in Fasano I threw (as a child) a Kinder Brioss right in the throat while it was yawning is still alive
Taste of Art
Zen
“Come on, take it easy… Be Zen!”, “Zenocide”
Valentine’s Day
“Certain men only have balls to cum in yer mouth. Happy Valentine’s Day”
Cioè
“I sucked my boyfriend’s nipple. Am I pregnant?”
OkGummo
Beretta
“Wow! Whose the villa on that island?”, “It’s Beretta’s”, “The Salami Family?”, “Ehm, nope”
Reminder
Mistrust those who dissociate themselves from themselves
School day
Microfluidics
Merda!
Clowns quoting other clowns
Songs for whims
The Master and Margarita
“Hey miss, do you have The Master and Margarita by Bungalow?”
2022 property
“My name’s Anna Piera, whose boyfriend are you?” (Dear peers who, in 2022, start off by asking “whose girlfriend are you?”: what’s wrong with you?)
Conversations
“This morning, while biking, I saew a women sitting in front of the bank, shoving a thermometer up her doggy’s ass”, “My day started out fighting with Romanians in the junkyard of Bologna”
Consigli d’amore
“If he sleeps with a tit in his mouth, put your tit in his mouth!”
Spirito del Natale
“Goddammit!”
a.C. / d.C.
La philosophie dans le stade
“The stadium is another form of theater”
L’arca di No Eh!
“Animals aren’t allowed!”
’O melon
Have you ever wondered about the fact that if the title of the movie “Home Alone” wasn’t translated in Italian, for the Neapolitans it would go down in history as “The Watermelon”?
Mothers’ wisdom
“Life is like the stairs of a chicken coop: short and full of shit”
5 years
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
The Sapiosexuals
Papa Beaver’s U8 Storytime
“Papa Beaver tell us what you saw on the U8!”
Post-COVID side effects
“It will pass”
Alexander Fleming
“Do whatever you want, you’re a fully grown up, vaccinated… ah no”
Scema
Fool
L’ironia della sorte
The irony of fate is knowing precisely when someone will disappear
Sex in the sea
“I wonder if he’s still thinking about me”
Sicily 2021
“Excuse me! The trash is on fire! Can you please do something?”, “Mmh… We’ll see…”, “Shall we put it out ourself?”, “It wouldn’t make any difference”
Certi amori
Certain loves are like a recurring dream, whose familiar, reassuring, and beautiful places dissolve upon awakening, and you realize that nothing you’ve seen or experienced was true, except what you’ve felt
Eachcock
Possibilities
Über 21
Sailor Jupiter
“I’m the tallest therefore I’m Sailor Jupiter. You can be Sailor Mercury”, “I don’t wanna be Sailor Mercury, I’m Sailor Jupiter!”, “I’m Sailor Jupiter not Sailor Mars!”
Love minerals
Pezzo di merda
Piece of shit
Beyoncé
Abruzzo hairstyle
La mammar’ de li spirn (untranslatable)
Balls Whisperers
Bitches in Towel
Lost in translation
(“Keine Ahnung” means “no idea”)
Catcalling II
“Hey there beauty! I’d like to get my hands on your ass!”, “Why, don’t you have a cock?!”
Mother!
Catcalling
“Hey there beauty, you got an ass that speaks for itself!”, “And what did it tell you: asshole ?”
Gran Sesso sul Gran Sasso
A movie by Anna Piera Di Silvestre, starring Rocco Siffredi
The bright side of a pandemic
Gay farm
Brad Pitt on a Bad Trip
Perfect potatoes
“My secret for perfect roasted potatoes? Forgetting them in the oven!”
T9
“As Anna Piera would say: squirt”
Grillmeister
Vivo a Berlino IV
I live in Berlin. When I feel up to I do squats in the middle of the street.
“I do squats, and I’m proud of it!”
Fine line
The fine line between being a gentleman, and being a fool
Earthquake
“Go back to sleep my love, it’s just a mouse”
Ros Angeles
Pasquetta 2021
You Won’t Move III
Jabba the Hutt
You Won’t Move II
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Køvid bleibt
You Won’t Move
Lucì Antoniette
Gossip
OnlyCans II
Memoirs of Hadrian
“I’m still reading Memoirs of Hadrian” (check Urban Dictionary for “Kitammuort” English definition)
Piss compress
“It’s only chilblains. I’m treating it by applying piss compresses on them!”
OnlyCans
Female curator
Quasimodo Pony
LA sunset
“Omg what a sunset, what a light!”, “Anna Piera it’s just the fridge light”
1 January 2021
Veneno
Big Hand Theory
Persuasion
“Do you want another cocktail?”
Social Media Terrorist
“As they say in Abu Dhabi: ashbxjhascwiluc”
Random sketch
Hallo!
Madonna
Virgin Mary drools blood
E.T.
“Fuck me Elliott”
Spotify 2020 wrapped
Born to kill
Believe in yourself
People who never believed in you who tell you to believe in yourself
Breath, sigh
Bullet dodger
Helloweed
Art!
Life
Demonic Orgy
Andy the Agony Uncle
“Do it like the praying mantis does: first you fuck ‘em then you kill ‘em”
Postcard II
Ostsee
Elisabetta Fajer
What´s your favorite movie?
Date night
Ikea mirror
Postcard
Warning
“It is but a short step from a spritz to aids”
Le coeur Dieu chen
Red flags
Forever 34
Kahlúa & Cocaine
Lingerie
Death by edibles
You Won´t Fuck VI
“I´m not wearing any face mask”, “Can I see your lips?”
Jeans Eng
You Won´t Fuck V
You Won´t Fuck IV
Pandemia
The pandemic takes all the holidays away
Splinter
“Did you know that you’re more likely to get tetanus from a splinter than from a nail? Bye!”
Never meet your heroes
“Cristina D’Avena can you sing me a song??”, “No”
Lockdown thoughts
Why do I think I look prettier lately?
Is it because I get less stressed out by the people, or is it because I have no one to compare myself to anymore?
<3
You Won´t Fuck III
You Won´t Fuck II
“Hello there beauty, I´d like to know you…”
You Won´t Fuck
Coronavirus
Boccaccio
( o )
Voices
“I’ve just felt a rain drop”, “Yes, I’ve heard voices too…”
Berlin U-Bahn
Berlin tree
Rage Against The Canine
MoMA
Barbato/Smollin private collection
Display of affection
“These lips!”
Le Roi du Style
“Don’t make a fool of yourself”
What is love
Love is just a Stockholm Syndrome that never stopped dreaming
Nippola
L´Albero Azzurro
High pussy eyes
Maestra Elisa
Elegance
“You´re grosser than shit”
Threatening letters
I know everything about you Anna Paola
Iqos
“Who´s smoking an Iqos?”
Sidecar
Massimo Pericolo II
A dick of a cold
Saittelle
(Sewer)
Give it to me
Pin-Up Mag
Pin-Up´s erotic advices: Half blowjobs. Free eyeliner!
La Pomponiera
Poison High
Massimo Pericolo
Beyond the Streets
The smoking angels
420
Guilty pleasure
Spit
Sepe
Kkade
Eiaculazione feroce
Family portrait
Miss Brauchen
Rain outfit
Happy birthday
Ophiocordyceps unilateralis
Antonio Mauriot
Vivo a Berlino III
I live in Berlin. When I feel up to, I hang from bars
Goosebumps
Detective
Subdolo
Berlin´s bouquet
Future tall people
Matchsticks
People of Instagram
Girls will be Girls
Skype call
“The cat just vomited… And now it’s taking a shit”
My Well-Endowed Pony
Milva the Stoner Dog
Italian anal beads
Lords of Chais
Sailor Sola
(Sailor Lonely)
Ragazzina
“Hey little girl”
Potato’s Watchmen
Elisa reader of the weed leaves
Jelly Belly
RIP Luke
Packaging tape
“Don´t buy any packaging tape, we got plenty”
Friends
“Stop talking about me, I can hear you!”, “What do you want?!”, “What the fuck do you want?”, “Who the fuck is even considering you!”
Mother of clots
Arm Penis Man
Evergreen
Fountain of Wisdom
Girls hangout
“Weed? Speed?”, “We want cocks!”
Kiss me
La Stuzzicacazzi
(The Cock Teaser)
Sturm und Drang of Love
Andy the Hornytologist
Self-haircut
“Do you like my bang? I cut it myself!”
Word
“Sofia, since when people who don´t read can make fun of those who read?”
Supermarket´s customer service
“The coops!”
Psychologists
“Excuse me but didn´t we have an appointment today?”, “That´s what that scribble on my agenda was!”
Turn me off
“I´ve been at the pharmacy…”
La Parruschettiera
Culwatching
Boogie Nights
“Long hair, anal sex. Short hair, blowjobs”
LA squirrels
Where is Willy?
Stoners II
“Tell him we are ready to get out”
It´s a gift!
Pasqua problems III
1996. Diana gave birth to her puppies today. However, today isn´t May 9th. Today´s Easter.
Mom on Sykpe
“It´s been such a long time since the last time I´ve held you this way”
Modesty
“I think that Ottavio´s always been in love with you”, “I wouldn´t be surprised about it…”
B&B towels
Kids´towels in Andy´s B&B
Gummo
Bulky boobs
For a handful of mochi
Drandy
Death by Photoshop
Brava Giovanna
“Well done, Giovanna… Well done”
Simona
“Simona you´re fake!”
M.L.M.
Baby
Illuminated Alcoholic Scientists
White Wine & Mango
Suitors
Chop
Zingara
“That´s so hilarious!”
Greetings from Vietnam
Wrong way
It´s ok to be gay
Medüse Kebap
Skunk
Virility
“I´M SO FUCKING VIRIL!!”
Cum fog
Hot father
Birthday presents
“Hey Gianni, what would you get uncle Simone for his birthday?”, “Another crutch”
Good buy!
Krankenhaus
“Doctor…”
Bad taste
“That´s not true! A bad taste doesn´t necessary make a woman a whore!”, “Indeed. She´s a whore with bad taste”
K
Christmas letter
Sometimes I´m aggressive, but I´m cool!
Please to meet you
“Please to meet you, my name´s Elisa… And I´m leaving!”
Bruises
“I got legs all over my bruises”
Modern Love
Handjob at the playground?
Happy camping
Awakenings
“He´s gone”
Women´s Day
Pizza Ormoni: Morning-after pill and Würstel
Berlin´s bathrooms
“Could you hold the door for me while I pee?”
LA streets
“Wow! Here the streets are written in Chinese too!”
No thanks
“I could marry you and get you pregnant if you want”, “No thanks”
Berlin fashion
Deal
“I´ll give €10 if you dance on the table”, “Also naked if you want”
Sognai
What´s your job?
“Auntie, what´s your job?”, “I work in a gallery Gianni”, “No way! How long does it take you to dig them?” (“gallery” means both “gallery” and “tunnel” in Italian)
Pride of Stupidity
“Uncle Simone you´re the pride of… STUPIDITY!
Ambitions
“So you really like cinema, uh? Tell me, what would you like to be a movie director when you grow up?, “Mmh no”, “An actor?”, “No”, “Would you like to own a cinema?”, “No… I wanna sell popcorns”
Arguments
“I´m really mad at you! What do you have inside that head?”, “The skull!”
Sincerity II
“I’m looking at you even if I’m not listening”
Nail file
Too smart
Maurice
“Maurice! The baguettes! Hurry up!”
No!
Selfcare
“Today I wanted to take care of myself so I cleaned the toilet!”
Matter of perspective
“Do you know what perspective is?”
Ich habe geguckt
“I saw it”
Exchange
“Can we do a buttons exchange?”, “Anna Piera those are both mine”
Sincerity
“I’ve just forgotten was I was meant to tell you”, “You know I don’t give a shit anyway, don’t you?”
Human shrimp
Temporal confusion
“Oh! He texted me toda! On July the 26th!”
Just pretty!
Görlitzer’s neighbors
Mistreated
Merende
Alessia’s snacks
Broken
“I can do nothing about it… What can I do? Nothing. What can I do? I can’t… Nothing… What can I do?”
Punk nights
I live in Berlin II
“I live in Berlin. When I feel up to, I walk on bridges”
I live in Berlin
“I live in Berlin. I swim in the Spree. I change my swim suit in front of everybody, then I wash my rubber boat with my beer… And I open beers with my oar”
Get behind!
Holiday in Dublin
– LP + whiskey
Anna!
Send me a pic
“Can you wait until I finish this drawing?”, “Send me a pic”
Looking forward
“Can’t wait for Saturday…”, “Can’t wait it’s over”
Street Art duo
This ain’t pedagogical
The Blues Against Everything
Fashion catheter
Corresponded love
The day they left
Banal!
Permanent Marc
Andy the human screen printing
Get it
“When I say GET IT, you GET IT!”
Broken pajamas
Superpowers
What are your superpowers?: “I can touch very hot stuff”, “I can swallow very hot stuff”
Buuurp
German paperwork
“Let’s burn ’em!”
The Masked Jew
Görli’s gangsta trees
“I stab you in the face!”
Problems
Vegan sperm testing
Daddy Andy
Tricephalus Lucia
The unpleasant book of answers
“I don’t know shit about it”, “How the fuck can you even ask me that?”, “I don’t give a shit”, “Ask someone else”, “You’re heavy”, “No”, “Sorry, I wasn’t listening”
Neapolitan lesson
“Repeat slowly after me: fetillo”, “Fetillo”, “And now: ou fetill”, “Ou fetill”, “Ou fetill”,”Ou fetill”
Birthday dedication
Zia Lucia
“Kids, auntie Lucia’s here!”
Xena & Olimpia
Get out!
Aquarium
Brand new wheelchair
Grill it!
“It’s grillable!”
Chestnut love
Accident
Pomiciare
Nail polish & Marihuana
Sick penis
Stress
“Have you ever thought about white?”
Porcobio
Walking Dead
Brown shirt
“Those black guys over there are really into exercises! He took off his shirt too!”, “No Anna Piera, he got it… It’s brown…”
Job tasks
Elisa the disabled persons pusher
Dingleberry Wine
Jumpers!
Potato Andy’s adventures
“I’m gonna get a liposuction tomorrow!”
Funmates
“Turn on the vacuum cleaner on my mark”
Yeehaw!
“I got a snake in my boot!”
Trash Mermaid
Domestic accident
(The bottle’s top is in his throat)
Marc Smollin Design
Sleeping with the wallaby
Sailor’s weapon II
“Sharp ponytail go in action!”
Sailor’s weapon
“Sharp ponytail go in action!”
Not flowers but lipsticks
Andy’s lunch
(Trash)
A poem
Housemaid
Confessions
“I like Rihanna!!”
Ai miei tempi
Gabbiano back in his days
Naomi & Claudia
Too stoned to draw
“Guys, I’m done”
Breastfeeding
Andy breastfeeds his turd
Ashtray
“I learned how to look at things in a different way…”, “What things? Life?”, “No, this ashtray!”
Sorry
The Human Tentipede
How
“How, Valley of Fire”, “How, Crimson Hole”
Dolphin’s penis
Tampon tea
Back pain
“Are we there yet? When are we there? I’m cold! Take me home! Burp! Oh, I regurgitated…”
Bullies on the flying couch
“FAGS!”
Good for him
We are horrible people
“… if he had two hands, everything would’ve been much faster”
World hunger
Minister Andy eliminates hunger and poverty from the world: “Let ’em eat mosquitos in Ganges river!”
Pasqua problems II
“GUYS! FUCK! on Sunday’s Easter!”
Pasqua problems
“GUYS! FUCK! Is it the 10th of December today?”, “No Andy, today’s the 19th…”, “SHIT! Easter’s in a week!
I thought it was love
“I thought it was love but it was ovulation instead”
OMG
“OMG!”, “Anna Piera that’s been there for five months…”
Giuda
“Giuda’s frontman you rock!”
Vasa
Stoners
“Excuse me, how much is the mortadella per gram?”, “Per 100 grams!”
Drug me to Hell
Crush
Corto Maltese is hot!
Always right
West wing
“What’s in the west wing?”, “Who the fuck cares?”
Spider trap
Vade Retro Saturn
Get behind me, Saturn return
Having a business
“Heroin… Robbery…”
Milan Kundera revisited
The Unbearable Lightness of…
Promises
“Put my corpse under the Christmas tree, tho…”
I’m leaving…
“WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE GOING BITCH?!”
Blondes
“What the hell’s name of the protagonist in Zeno’s coscienze?”
Dead boyfriend
“He gives you certainly, stability, and a sense of continuity”
Bitches in Towel
“I thought I was in my room but I’m at a concert instead!”
Think of the neighbors
“Marc is an idiot. He pretended to pass out”, “Hahah, how stupid. Cut it out Marc, it’s late! And think of the neighbors!”
Joan under the Arch
Avocado Paranoia
Chef’s suggestions
“What do you suggest today, chef?”
Chef’s thoughts
What do the chefs think about while they are cooking? “Who knows why so many people stick lemons up their asses?”
Swastika Paranoia
“Does it look like a swastika to you?”
Weed Slave
Andreo & Marchetta
“Deny thy father, refuse thy mother, and come with me to roll a joint”
“It’s a mango!”
Ew
“Will you braid my hair next?”
When I grow up
“I will never smoke”
Smells like ten genovese
Kiss?!
“There’s the eclipse on the 20th!”, “WHAT?? Kiss are playing?”